![]() And by need a flowchart, I am not using any hyperbole, I mean the game actually provides you a flowchart of the story so you can try to comprehend it. The story of the game is actually really complex, to the point you need a flowchart to understand it. Naturally, that makes a lot of sense in the last battle: Let’s have this ring, and we will fight fairly until one of us is knocked out or until someone gets knocked off the edge of the ring. This easily explains why you ramming a sword through a guy’s body will only take away a little of his health bar, until he is knocked out. Apparently, these sword fighters all went to Nerf for their swords, instead of, oh say, a sword maker. Apparently, the characters want the two swords that they tower guy has because they are the biggest and bluntest in the land. The combat is supposed to revolve around hitting people with swords that are quite blunt, and frequently are obscenely large. Then you fight through 5 stages with varying numbers of opponents, then you defeat the big bad or good or whatever in the fifth stage, then the character does whatever retarded thing they wanted with the swords. What you do is hit either the speed up key, as the text scrolls so slow even a corpse would say it needs to move faster, or just hit the skip key. When you choose a character, you get a scrolling text thing that explains the back story and was taken right from the How Not To Tell A Story book. Plot: The game doesn’t really have a main plot besides there being two swords, one good and one evil, and some characters want to do various things with one or both of the swords. ![]() But a game where there is nothing beyond whacking things over the head with extremely blunt swords? I don’t really get the mass appeal.Įnough about me, let’s get on to that reviewing stuff. I fully get the appeal of the fighting aspect, which is why I play and enjoy games where you beat up on things. I’ll come clean with you: I don’t really get the appeal of purely fighting games. Choose wisely as each item affects the attributes of your character.Right, Soul Calibur IV, or How I Am Putting Off Reviewing Soul Calibur V Until It Arrives. Build your character with items that will affect their skills and abilities which will affect the outcome of your impending battles.
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